C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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