just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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