Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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