Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's shark week go big or go home
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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