Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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