at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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