have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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