in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He did a backflip because drugs
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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