Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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