Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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