Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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