i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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