She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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