You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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