How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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