Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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