Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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