return my video game
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
my shit smells like andre
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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