i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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