Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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