i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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