How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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