Apparently you make a good broom.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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