i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
