Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
