It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
