wake up i wanna do it froggy style
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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