Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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