I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
