16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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