I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize