I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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