Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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