I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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