I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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