I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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