just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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