I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
