I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
