I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
