i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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