Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
i now understand why vodka
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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