mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Duck Duck Cougar?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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