Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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