brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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