Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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