I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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