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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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