Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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