Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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