He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize