Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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