I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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