I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
