Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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